egberts:

my gravestone is just gonna say ‘omg’

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ham-and-pineapple:

  pizza:

mozzarella-cheese:

Fun fact:

Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.

Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx

ahh shit well this is awkward

(via zackisontumblr)

teaorcappuccino:

this is a post about one direction giving people a hard time

or “a study on one direction’s apparent ability to make the life of everyone around them difficult”

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lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr

neither should 14 year olds

or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,

nobody

nobody should be on tumblr

horrible website

(via prayzer)

talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

(via gnarly)

riceslut:

I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND

(Source: chickenstripgoddess, via paging-doctorfaggot)

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

(via tylerposei)

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

(via condommodel)

kiddwaynejohnson:

I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve

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